dazzy_deff Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: There's different levels of bald - the loser type who are your Prince William, Brian Stelter, Larry David, Jada Pinkett Smith, Dazzy Deff cunt.. Then you've the cool cunts like Woody Harrelson, Ross Kemp, Jason Statham, Joe Rogan, Zinedine Zidane.. I, obviously fit in to the latter group. Consi will get karma taking a huge bite out of his ass will end up looking like George Costanza. Wee fat baldy. You not a thinning junkie who possesses a combover? Baldy denial. Embrace it min - BIC every 2nd day and live the dream. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Tried it during the pandemic when the barbers were shut. Looked more Irvine Welsh than Joe Rogan - Fuck that shit. Junky cunt. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 42 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: https://news.sky.com/story/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules-12611690?fbclid=IwAR1HjKz4Zs6G9gu1RFkNFlfzmuqKRkNCPBcuPlxUgrj36kS5xqdlundi3Vg Good to see @Parklife, @CCB III and @Big Hat Logan would be hauled over the coals by HR for their attitudes towards the baldies. I've no issue with baldies at all. Just don't try and compensate for it by having a big beard. It looks bad. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Bald old git. Imagine you in a band. Im younger than you min. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, Parklife said: I've no issue with baldies at all. Just don't try and compensate for it by having a big beard. It looks bad. Big beards in general are shit. Usually the work of smellys. A finely trimmed heavy stubble number works best to avoid you looking like a thumb. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 23 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Big beards in general are shit. Usually the work of smellys. A finely trimmed heavy stubble number works best to avoid you looking like a thumb. Or Duncan goodhew Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 On 5/12/2022 at 3:27 PM, Poodler said: So you’d pump 2, 3 and 5? 22 hours ago, Ke1t said: 8 - 1 - 8 - 7 - 8 - 4 - 8 - 2 - 8 - 5 - 8 - 3 - 8 - 6 - 8 I assure you this isn't some kind of 'missing a bit' fetish. Comments that don't make sense? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/05/13/pub-called-vogue-cornish-village-vogue-sued-vogue-magazine/ "We have a history of rebellion (in Cornwall)" Yet he still wasted his time replying to the cunts. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Comments that don't make sense? I'd point you to Number 8's leg. Wherever it is. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ke1t said: I'd point you to Number 8's leg. Wherever it is. Nope. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Nope. Well then I'm afraid I can be of no further help in regards to this particular query. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Ke1t said: Well then I'm afraid I can be of no further help in regards to this particular query. Thank fuck. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Just now, Betty Swallicks said: Thank fuck. Cutting stuff, Mr Wilde. 3 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Ke1t said: Cutting stuff, Mr Wilde. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lads-who-went-out-one-26939092 Fuck off. oh we're so crazy, it was so spontaneous we just filmed it all. wankers. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Jesus fuck. Can't even bury the poor woman ?Cunts.https://news.sky.com/story/shireen-abu-akleh-israeli-security-forces-arrest-mourners-at-funeral-of-al-jazeera-journalist-shot-dead-in-west-bank-12612091 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lads-who-went-out-one-26939092 Fuck off. oh we're so crazy, it was so spontaneous we just filmed it all. wankers. So, a couple of guys go abroad, and nothing really of note happened except it was maybe a bit spontaneous? Presumably it's a slow news day. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Yip, those Israelis are off the rails (i’m anti-scalextric) Had all the TR7's...en black jps 7?? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 That’s you fucked @Bad_Mobby https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/a39905344/alien-contact-400000-years-away/ Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/yob-throws-plant-pot-through-26953645 Fran Healy has to be number 1 suspect. ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Boofon said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/yob-throws-plant-pot-through-26953645 Fran Healy has to be number 1 suspect. ? My money's on Lilyan Thuram?. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Those scenes in Israel/ Palestine are an absolute disgrace. endorsed by the Israeli government aswell. who own Patel Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 22 hours ago, The Boofon said: CCB having a nightmare. First it was the denial of openly using drugs now he's in breach of sexual harassment laws. What a fucking idiot. Certainly got under your cheesy little helmet, tho Link to comment
CCB III Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 22 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: https://news.sky.com/story/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules-12611690?fbclid=IwAR1HjKz4Zs6G9gu1RFkNFlfzmuqKRkNCPBcuPlxUgrj36kS5xqdlundi3Vg Good to see @Parklife, @CCB III and @Big Hat Logan would be hauled over the coals by HR for their attitudes towards the baldies. I could easy go bald one day, tends to happen to hairy guys, and I'm a hairy cunt. And it would be karma. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Big mad bear. Surely just punch it right in the fuckin earhole...? @Ke1t https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61432239 Quick scan of the article tells me it was, allegedly, a Brown bear. Now while a Black bear is, as I've oftentimes said, really just a big goofy dog, a Brown bear is a gigantic, menacing fucking predator... insert joke about other posters here... with claws and fangs like steak knives, a body weight up to 600kg, and standing around 3 meters in height. You could safely kick fuck out of a black bear, or scare one off with loud noises and waving arms... perhaps even catch one off guard as you windmill into the hairy fuck with your car keys between your knuckles... but you try any kind of conventional hand to hand combat or psychological warfare on a Brown bear and it's going to throw you around like a drunk 90lb Geordie bird at an Ibiza beach gangbang before cumming on your face and eating you like a glazed donut. Much like, allegedly, happened to the guy in the story. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Stupid cunt was never making that from a standing jump ? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18565969/holidaymaker-filmed-fatal-tombstone-majorca-footballer/amp/ What a fucking eejit! Fair enough if the lad was doing a tombstone dive from atop a sheer cliff face but that cliff......? Proved fuck all apart from dinna mess with nature or gravity. There's only one winner there. #DontTryThisAtHomeKids Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Still waiting for the magaluf fall video aswell as that one what’s happened on the viral video front Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 On 5/13/2022 at 3:35 PM, dazzy_deff said: https://news.sky.com/story/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules-12611690?fbclid=IwAR1HjKz4Zs6G9gu1RFkNFlfzmuqKRkNCPBcuPlxUgrj36kS5xqdlundi3Vg Good to see @Parklife, @CCB III and @Big Hat Logan would be hauled over the coals by HR for their attitudes towards the baldies. I've reported faggoty ccb to the Feds after his abuse of my napper recently and I'll sue the cunt for libel too because I'm no slapheid. Still, I was extremely hurt by his savage attack on my perceived follicle deficiency.? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 4 hours ago, CCB III said: Certainly got under your cheesy little helmet, tho Not in the slightest. You’re the one getting all bent out of shape. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Ke1t said: , a body weight up to 600kg, and standing around 3 meters in height. Sounds like @ebbe Link to comment
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