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[BrianFaePerth 2,524]

Just now, Dons79 said:

Nobody wants to listen to your fantasies Brian, keep that to when your bumming your pool boy while your neighbours rattling your wife.

Eh don’t find him attractive, just confusing.

[CCB III 364]

Just now, Dons79 said:

Nobody wants to listen to your fantasies Brian, keep that to when your bumming your pool boy while your neighbours rattling your wife.

The pool boy and neighbour are DPing his wife 

 

He's reading the daily Mail sipping a really milky tea pretending he can't see it 

 

He then posts on here in anger about a rainbow or something 

[Simply Red 667]

39 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Mon to fuck, never enjoyed a mojito?

Is that the mint one? Aye i got wired into them on holiday about 20yr ago. Fair shape aswell after a few. 

[CCB III 364]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Is that the mint one? Aye i got wired into them on holiday about 20yr ago. Fair shape aswell after a few. 

Aye. Quality stuff. 
 

 

[maryhilldon 1,642]

Does a bloody Mary count as a cocktail?  They're not bad. I remember having a few Long Island iced teas about 20 years ago,  they were not bad as well.  Not my scene though.

[Poodler 3,149]

3 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Red wine isn’t gay.

Real mannies drink at 

[maryhilldon 1,642]

I like a bottle of red. Only in the house though, wouldn't even think about ordering a glass in the boozer. Not because I give a fuck what anyone thinks,  it just never crosses my mind.

[manboobs109 2,815]

3 hours ago, milne_afc said:

You wouldn’t say that to a real poof

I just did

[YorkDon 253]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

I like a bottle of red. Only in the house though, wouldn't even think about ordering a glass in the boozer. Not because I give a fuck what anyone thinks,  it just never crosses my mind.

Arite with a meal out with the Mrs but nae when out for a session.

It’s the cost in a boozer, the mark up must be huge.£6 for a glass of wine, when the bottle at cost would’ve been a tenner.

Edited Wednesday at 04:23 AM by YorkDon

[Poodler 3,149]

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-brits-to-have-first-access-to-vaccines-and-treatments-when-new-science-super-centre-opens-12638186
 

 

Our saviours! Thank you! 

[BrianFaePerth 2,524]

Just a reminder. You live in Oz

[alscotoz 502]

35 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Just a reminder. You live in Oz

Does he?

[BrianFaePerth 2,524]

He needs to learn its “your” or “their” when referring to the UK with a suitable amount of distaste and a LOL on the end

[The Boofon 4,553]

7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Does a bloody Mary count as a cocktail?  They're not bad. I remember having a few Long Island iced teas about 20 years ago,  they were not bad as well.  Not my scene though.

Proper cocktail if you want to get really shit faced.

 

Guarantee nobody on here could make a better Espresso Martini than me.

[shut up meg 1,374]

7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t find him attractive, just confusing.

 

[NEM 3,376]

16 hours ago, CCB III said:

Huns vote Tory. 
 

Hun cunt. 

 

16 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Fuck all incorrect about that. 

Just out of interest how often do the tories win seats in Glasgow?

[Simply Red 667]

Aberdonian tories.

Worse than huns

[Parklife 950]

34 minutes ago, NEM said:

 

Just out of interest how often do the tories win seats in Glasgow?

On a FPTP basis, or in general? 

There's plenty Huns around glasgow to vote Tory. Even then, I can't think of them winning many seats on a FPTP basis recently. 

[The Boofon 4,553]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10939649/BBC-presenter-admits-no-idea-transgender-athlete-interviewed-boasted-hitting-women.html

 

Fantastic apology by the boy / girl

 

Miss Fox has since claimed to enjoy beating up women who oppose transgender rights, known derogatively as 'Terfs'.

'For the record, I knocked two out,' she wrote on Twitter in 2020, in a post since deleted. 

'One woman's skull was fractured, the other not. And just so you know, I enjoyed it. See, I love smacking up Terfs in the cage who talk transphobic nonsense. It's bliss!'

Challenged earlier this year, she said: 'I misspoke. I didn't fracture anyone's whole damn skull. It was an orbital fracture, which is highly common.'

 

Bloody ace. 

[CCB III 364]

3 hours ago, NEM said:

 

Just out of interest how often do the tories win seats in Glasgow?

Not all Huns are from Glasgow. 
 

Tragically, a spread.  Plenty Huns in the borders and Aberdeenshire, tho. Where the Tories do well. 
 

Also; There are more Celtic fans (normally don't vote Tory) and folk who don't give a monkeys about football identity politics, in Glasgow, to drown out the staunch, unionist vote of the Huns. 
 

Obviously there isn't a catch all and not every single person for either of them vote the same way, but IMO Huns voting Tory is a trend I've observed- mostly through social media. Any time you see someone defending the tories in Scotland or slagging off NS, click on their bio, probs a reference to 55 in there. 

[Redforever86 1,684]

3 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Guarantee nobody on here could make a better Espresso Martini than me or suck a better dick. 

Fair point. 

 

Long island ice tea was ace back in the day, doubt I could handle it now. 

[Bluto10 1,696]

frozen margaritas are my fav home cock*tail

easy to make and taste superb

 

 

 

* - yes yes yes brian 

[CCB III 364]

Is there a place they won't stoop to?

 

Ordinary folk exercising their democratic right to withhold Labour, and this Tory cunt is saying they are pals with Putin because of it? 
 

What is it with these cunts? They want a fair wage reflective of inflation. They want to keep the jobs (that you praised them for doing throughout the pandemic) and they want better working conditions overall. Why is that so difficult to achieve? Why are they trying to paint working class people as the bad guy?

You saw the outrage with the P and O Ferries malarkey. Rightly, folk were pissed off, the government looked into it etc. 

 

They are threatening to do the same thing here, yet are taking a totally different stance? 
 

Rodents 

[frankie_mac's_4 214]

11 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Does a bloody Mary count as a cocktail?  They're not bad

Ideal straightener for second day of a bender. One of your 5 a day too

[The Boofon 4,553]

6 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Ideal straightener for second day of a bender. One of your 5 a day too

Correct. 

He said bender @BrianFaePerth WHy have you not replied yet?

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,089]

Holy shitballs !!   Dull one likes. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-61890804

 

Edited Wednesday at 11:44 AM by Grays Babylon 1875

[For Fecks Sake 661]

13 hours ago, CCB III said:

I know, mobsters drink it.

Alright Ray Liotta, calm down.

[Poodler 3,149]

 

 

I Ken old sky news just like to stoke the fire between covid vaccine sceptics and covid vaccine enthusers. Virus, mention vaccines, watch people lose their minds. Distraction. Fits Israel up to today that they need the distraction? 

[BrianFaePerth 2,524]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

Correct. 

He said bender @BrianFaePerth WHy have you not replied yet?

Sorry the boof, Eh was living the Aussie dream

[CCB III 364]

Big Mick absolutely slapping these ham headed Tory simpletons. 
 

To the point where he knew he had nothing to say but "WhAt AbOuT tHe VeTeRanS" 

 

Straight out the RW nationalist playbook.

 

Mick doing more to raise class consciousness in the UK than the leader of the fucking Labour Party. Legend.