The Weeekly Treble To Avoid

[shut up meg]

8 hours ago, Dad said:

No - great prices for potential joy

 

Next week ?

Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me 247 times, shame on me

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Dad said:

You don't put it on meg do you son? 

 

You shouldnae

Remember when the DWQ came in? What a bounce.

[Dad]

You don't put it on meg do you son? 

 

You shouldnae

[Ten Caat]

Back to teams with names we all know thankfully. And Pops celebrates the return of Scottish football by selecting a 72/1 loser. Wave bye bye to that crisp score note old chap. 

As an aside....he's opening Dad's apiary. I'm fairly certain he has no fucking idea what an apiary actually is but even if he does, in common with his betting, he's gonna get stung to fuck.

Anyway feast your eyes on this little lot...

ICT......facing Kelty Hearts away, who were decent last season . This is the most sensible of his selections and only a 23/20 shot

Stranraer.......at home to full time Queen's Park. A 3/1 selection here, not the worst shout taken in isolation. But trebled up....nah 

Stenhousemuir........at home to Partick. 15/2 we get for this little beauty. Say your prayers old timer...

Jesus fucking Christmastime

 

[shut up meg]

@Dad ah no

[Ten Caat]

Only a 35/1 shot this week

And although it pains me to say it, this once might have a bit of a chance.

Annan Athletic......excellent start to the season, beating (albeit 9 man) St J on penalties. And also beat QOS away in the local derby. 23/20 seems mighty generous for a home match against Elgin based on these results and where both teams finished in last season's SFL2

Cove.......at home to Livingston. 100/30 seems about right, the SPL team should beat a team newly promoted into the league below them but stranger things have happened. I suspect this is the game that lets him down but wouldn't be surprised if it goes to penalties and Cove getting the bonus point......and Pops getting the hard luck story.

Dumbarton.....away to Peterhead  @ 29/10. Of course we've beaten both in the past week but only put 2 past them both. Honestly no idea which way this one will finish so can't argue against the auld duffer taking Dumbarton.

I'm actually very tempted to give this one a go. Must resist.

[Ten Caat]

He's up in all 3 matches at half time. Question is will he hold his nerve if Dumbarton and Cove stay only one goal up at around 70 minutes or will his bottle crash and cash it out?

Tbh it's a biggish winner already and I wouldn't blame him for doing it....even now he must be sitting around £100 quid up on his stake. 

[Ten Caat]

He did cash out last week but didn't do so in time to stop one of his sides getting pegged back to all square consequently only won about £35 iirc.

This week........another £20 sailed down the Swannee..... 

2 defeats and a draw. A 58/1 treble that got exactly what it deserved. The funniest bit was backing Kelty against Livi. If they'd been at home it might have been understandable. But at Livi? Bizarre.

[shut up meg]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

0/3 fucking useless as usual. 

and no goals, the cunts at it or fucking dense.

Last week he had Kelty away to Livingston, I know its early season but that was an insane bet.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He's not at it. He's just really shit.

He is at it,  I've said it for years.  His bets are absurd.  Attention seeking.

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He’s not. He’s genuinely shite. Picking three teams randomly every week would produce better results.

If he was picking three teams to deliberately not win every week and getting that right he’d be a millionaire.

Think about it.He’s a funny dude but clueless about football.

Nah, he's at it. No-ones that unlucky. He's picking ridiculous shouts every week.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You're almost giving him a get out " Aye, well some of you sussed I was being deliberate with my crap picks etc...,"

Stop looking for conspiracies and theories that aren't there. 

He's just shite. The end. There's not a lot to get your head around. 

Well I disagree,  I think he's at it.  We'll leave it there.

[BrianFaePerth]

He’s an incompetent clown. Remember the time he picked a Motherwell side with 18 players out due to injury and the covids? 

[shut up meg]

2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

He provides hope to hundreds every week

 

until 1510

Hope for the opposition fans, I would like him to back celtic and rangers, useless Jonah cunt.

[Redforever86]

On 8/2/2022 at 5:54 PM, shut up meg said:

Hope for the opposition fans, I would like him to back celtic and rangers, useless Jonah cunt.

He should back the old firm and who ever we play every week. 

 

We'd win the fucking league. 

[Ten Caat]

Blackburn, Wycombe and Northampton are his selections this week.

21/1..............presumably his GP has fired him onto some new anti-psychotics and some sensibility and clarity of thought has returned to chez Pops.

If you are ever tempted to follow his punting lead, this week is probably as good a week as any to do so. 

I can't believe I'm writing this. Jesus fucking Christmastime

[Ten Caat]

Ah no

[shut up meg]

1 draw and 2 defeats, no goals again.

Ah no

[shut up meg]

At least he's trying to win now, all top of their respective leagues.

Sheffield United might get something at home against Blackburn but at least he's not picking bottom of the league teams who haven't won in 3 months away to runaway league leaders now.

[Ten Caat]

Well he's got a double up which will certainly cover his stake but Sheff Utd are ahead v Blackburn. 

Decent effort so far though

[Ten Caat]

Down in 2 games after 12 minutes

Ah no 

[manboobs109]

I've done this this week @Dad

Better win I could do with a financial boost.

[Dad]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I've done this this week @Dad

Better win I could do with a financial boost.

Terrific son - see you at the party ?

[Ten Caat]

He's off to a flier with Reggina. Won 1-0

Hoffenheim into the second half, still 0-0 but Mainz have a man sent off. EDIT....Hoffenheim just went 1-0 up. Surely tf he won't cash out with a man extra as well as leading??

Ascoli still 0-0 midway through first half

[manboobs109]

Doubled my money. Nice one Dad.

[Dad]

21 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Doubled my money. Nice one Dad.

Was going to apologise son - a heartbreaking end there - useless Ascolian cunts

Next week ? 

 

But aye, no worries son - always a delight to increase a top cunts wealth ?

[manboobs109]

Any tips for today @Dad
 

Going to stick my winnings on something.

[Dad]

Well I've a cheeky fiver on SC Freiburg & Montpellier son; about 4 and Alf to 1 you'll get ✌️

[Dad]

6 hours ago, Dad said:

Well I've a cheeky fiver on SC Freiburg & Montpellier son; about 4 and Alf to 1 you'll get ✌️

Apologies if adhered to ^ 

✋

[shut up meg]

It's a treble however I believe he chucks on doubles and singles as well.

At least he's  being sensible with his bets now and not betting against The Harlem Globetrotters anymore.