BrianFaePerth Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Every night you went for a run, Hanz came round and shagged your wife. Explains the luxury carpets throughout his gaff Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, Poodler said: What stopped you? He caught Hanz. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I saw Edwin Starr at the Palace back in the 70's. Sang to backin' tracks. My disappointment continues. Prick!!!! Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 21 minutes ago, The Boofon said: He caught Hanz. He did . He watched , had a chug, then ran a marathon. Ironman! Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 38 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Yes nearly every day for 35 years . How do you know that? I was on abmad before this. Different username. On mad I was ‘Tup’. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I was on abmad before this. Different username. On mad I was ‘Tup’. Remember Tup on abmad. We had loads of good posters , as I remember you were one of them .? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Remember Tup on abmad. We had loads of good posters , as I remember you were one of them .? Thanks buddy. Ever ran the Wick 5K? 1 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Thanks buddy. Ever ran the Wick 5K? No what's your fastest 5k time.? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said: Clearly senile I can see we have the boards wind up merchant? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: No what's your fastest 5k time.? I’ll be the first to admit I’m not the quickest but that’s mainly down to my wee legs. Personal best is 97 minutes. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’ll be the first to admit I’m not the quickest but that’s mainly down to my wee legs. Personal best is 97 minutes. Fuck off. 97 minutes for a 5K. Surely you've typed that wrong? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 15 minutes for my 5ks and 20 mins for 4 miles . Aye back in the day .not now probably more like 21 mins.. We should start up an AFC -chat running club. Link to comment
Hagi's pubic hair Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 16 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: 15 minutes for my 5ks and 20 mins for 4 miles . Aye back in the day .not now probably more like 21 mins.. We should start up an AFC -chat running club. No, thats a fucking terrible idea Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I occasionally take part in the Iron Man contests. I won second place just before Covid broke out and received a special award for my costume. The other contestants weren’t happy because it wasn’t home made and not in the spirit of the event. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: 15 minutes for my 5ks and 20 mins for 4 miles . Aye back in the day .not now probably more like 21 mins.. We should start up an AFC -chat running club. Oi, no professionals. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: Disqualification for that! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: IronWomam surely. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 39 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: 15 minutes for my 5ks and 20 mins for 4 miles . Aye back in the day .not now probably more like 21 mins.. We should start up an AFC -chat running club. You’re a pensioner yet still running 21 mins 5k’s? Do you have proof of that? Nae having that Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Lets not encourage running chat. I get enough with my brother in law. "sorry to hear your whole family was massacred" "yeah thanks, im currently training for my third ultra marathon this year, did i show you a picture of my new off road running shoes, in fact they are upstairs, ill just go get them." (nip to lavvies for a Hollywood line of choo choo) 1 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Never time myself Just run til I get bored (usually after an hour or when I realise how far away I am from my house) Ah, what you want to do is run out for half an hour, then turn back. Then within half an hour you're back home. Bosh! Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 55 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: 15 minutes for my 5ks and 20 mins for 4 miles . Aye back in the day .not now probably more like 21 mins.. We should start up an AFC -chat running club. Fuck me. You're such a fuckin' bore. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Fuck off. 97 minutes for a 5K. Surely you've typed that wrong? 97 minutes. Sprint first 100m, then a bit of a sit down, then pace myself, then sprint the last 100m. Couldn't give a fuck about times. All about finishing. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Fuck me. You're such a fuckin' bore. Buc is a lovely chap. He just likes his running . Nice to have passion. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Buc is a lovely chap. He just likes his running . Nice to have passion. Prize winning dancer too iirc Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: 97 minutes. Sprint first 100m, then a bit of a sit down, then pace myself, then sprint the last 100m. Couldn't give a fuck about times. All about finishing. You must have had a wee holiday in the middle. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Buc is a lovely chap. I'm sure he is but just such an insufferable bore. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Cavey Cavey why are your fingers all arse gravy? 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 41 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I'm sure he is but just such an insufferable bore. Aye and you're Oscar Wilde. 3 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 8 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Aye and you're Oscar Wilde. Nah. He was a poof. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 9 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I'm sure he is but just such an insufferable bore. He's the front runner for Newcomer of the Year in the Hat awards IMO. 1 Link to comment
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