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Anyone heard of these wankers? 

A group which goes around deflating or slashing the tyres on SUVs as part of a supposed "climate protest".  They leave self-righteous notes on the affected cars, informing the owners that their "gas guzzler kills".

In Scotland, apparently there have been instances of this in Dundee and Edinburgh, but its a global phenomenon.

They even target electric vehicles, saying "we cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis".

Where to start with this pish?  They fail to take into account individual cars fuel economy, or the mileage each individual owner does and the fact they target green vehicles shows it up for the nonsense it is.  They claim to target "rich / posh areas" - a subjective description and a discriminatory policy to boot.

And if we "cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis" - then why the fuck are we bothering with the switch to electric vehicles at all?

It sounds to me like a group of fearful LGBT / socialist adolescents who have had their empty heads filled with climate propaganda, and genuinely think they are helping / being edgy by doing this.

I don't own an SUV, but if I caught someone tampering with my tyres they would be rewarded with a claw hammer over the head, for their trouble.

Typically, the Police seem to be doing fuck all about it, but if it goes on it will no doubt cause instances of violence (as per my threats above) or some tragedy where an on-call Doctor cant respond to a call etc.

It has also given me the idea of vandalising Patrick Harvie's bike ?

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10 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Anyone heard of these wankers? 

A group which goes around deflating or slashing the tyres on SUVs as part of a supposed "climate protest".  They leave self-righteous notes on the affected cars, informing the owners that their "gas guzzler kills".

In Scotland, apparently there have been instances of this in Dundee and Edinburgh, but its a global phenomenon.

They even target electric vehicles, saying "we cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis".

Where to start with this pish?  They fail to take into account individual cars fuel economy, or the mileage each individual owner does and the fact they target green vehicles shows it up for the nonsense it is.  They claim to target "rich / posh areas" - a subjective description and a discriminatory policy to boot.

And if we "cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis" - then why the fuck are we bothering with the switch to electric vehicles at all?

It sounds to me like a group of fearful LGBT / socialist adolescents who have had their empty heads filled with climate propaganda, and genuinely think they are helping / being edgy by doing this.

I don't own an SUV, but if I caught someone tampering with my tyres they would be rewarded with a claw hammer over the head, for their trouble.

Typically, the Police seem to be doing fuck all about it, but if it goes on it will no doubt cause instances of violence (as per my threats above) or some tragedy where an on-call Doctor cant respond to a call etc.

It has also given me the idea of vandalising Patrick Harvie's bike ?

I saw Harvey on his bike in Buchanan Street a few years ago.  I missed the opportunity to push the poofy wee, commie cunt off.  

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14 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Anyone heard of these wankers? 

A group which goes around deflating or slashing the tyres on SUVs as part of a supposed "climate protest".  They leave self-righteous notes on the affected cars, informing the owners that their "gas guzzler kills".

In Scotland, apparently there have been instances of this in Dundee and Edinburgh, but its a global phenomenon.

They even target electric vehicles, saying "we cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis".

Where to start with this pish?  They fail to take into account individual cars fuel economy, or the mileage each individual owner does and the fact they target green vehicles shows it up for the nonsense it is.  They claim to target "rich / posh areas" - a subjective description and a discriminatory policy to boot.

And if we "cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis" - then why the fuck are we bothering with the switch to electric vehicles at all?

It sounds to me like a group of fearful LGBT / socialist adolescents who have had their empty heads filled with climate propaganda, and genuinely think they are helping / being edgy by doing this.

I don't own an SUV, but if I caught someone tampering with my tyres they would be rewarded with a claw hammer over the head, for their trouble.

Typically, the Police seem to be doing fuck all about it, but if it goes on it will no doubt cause instances of violence (as per my threats above) or some tragedy where an on-call Doctor cant respond to a call etc.

It has also given me the idea of vandalising Patrick Harvie's bike ?

The pace of the Megane is too leisurely to be called quick. Uphill runs become power sappingly mundane whilst overtaking National Express coaches becomes a long, drawn-out affair. “Not my words, CS,those are the words of Top Gear Magazine

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2 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Anyone heard of these wankers? 

A group which goes around deflating or slashing the tyres on SUVs as part of a supposed "climate protest".  They leave self-righteous notes on the affected cars, informing the owners that their "gas guzzler kills".

In Scotland, apparently there have been instances of this in Dundee and Edinburgh, but its a global phenomenon.

They even target electric vehicles, saying "we cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis".

Where to start with this pish?  They fail to take into account individual cars fuel economy, or the mileage each individual owner does and the fact they target green vehicles shows it up for the nonsense it is.  They claim to target "rich / posh areas" - a subjective description and a discriminatory policy to boot.

And if we "cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis" - then why the fuck are we bothering with the switch to electric vehicles at all?

It sounds to me like a group of fearful LGBT / socialist adolescents who have had their empty heads filled with climate propaganda, and genuinely think they are helping / being edgy by doing this.

I don't own an SUV, but if I caught someone tampering with my tyres they would be rewarded with a claw hammer over the head, for their trouble.

Typically, the Police seem to be doing fuck all about it, but if it goes on it will no doubt cause instances of violence (as per my threats above) or some tragedy where an on-call Doctor cant respond to a call etc.

It has also given me the idea of vandalising Patrick Harvie's bike ?

Bet the majority of these fuckers come from wealthy families where daddy is the Chairman of some mega pollution causing industry from which they get an "allowance" that allows them to live their alternative life doing shit like this.

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9 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Bet the majority of these fuckers come from wealthy families where daddy is the Chairman of some mega pollution causing industry from which they get an "allowance" that allows them to live their alternative life doing shit like this.

I bet they don't. 

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Why bother - convincing everyone on your street to ditch their 4x4’s in a bid to save the planet is pointless when pollution is being done on an industrial scale by the US and China. 
 

Climate change won’t stop or slow down as the climate gathering proved, just rock on into oblivion looking cool AF in a big vehicle blasting some RnR.

hit Jim Traynor if you happen to drive past him 

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7 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Anyone heard of these wankers? 

A group which goes around deflating or slashing the tyres on SUVs as part of a supposed "climate protest".  They leave self-righteous notes on the affected cars, informing the owners that their "gas guzzler kills".

In Scotland, apparently there have been instances of this in Dundee and Edinburgh, but its a global phenomenon.

They even target electric vehicles, saying "we cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis".

Where to start with this pish?  They fail to take into account individual cars fuel economy, or the mileage each individual owner does and the fact they target green vehicles shows it up for the nonsense it is.  They claim to target "rich / posh areas" - a subjective description and a discriminatory policy to boot.

And if we "cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis" - then why the fuck are we bothering with the switch to electric vehicles at all?

It sounds to me like a group of fearful LGBT / socialist adolescents who have had their empty heads filled with climate propaganda, and genuinely think they are helping / being edgy by doing this.

I don't own an SUV, but if I caught someone tampering with my tyres they would be rewarded with a claw hammer over the head, for their trouble.

Typically, the Police seem to be doing fuck all about it, but if it goes on it will no doubt cause instances of violence (as per my threats above) or some tragedy where an on-call Doctor cant respond to a call etc.

It has also given me the idea of vandalising Patrick Harvie's bike ?

You'll be fine then.

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16 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

Anyone heard of these wankers? 

A group which goes around deflating or slashing the tyres on SUVs as part of a supposed "climate protest".  They leave self-righteous notes on the affected cars, informing the owners that their "gas guzzler kills".

In Scotland, apparently there have been instances of this in Dundee and Edinburgh, but its a global phenomenon.

They even target electric vehicles, saying "we cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis".

Where to start with this pish?  They fail to take into account individual cars fuel economy, or the mileage each individual owner does and the fact they target green vehicles shows it up for the nonsense it is.  They claim to target "rich / posh areas" - a subjective description and a discriminatory policy to boot.

And if we "cannot electrify our way out of the climate crisis" - then why the fuck are we bothering with the switch to electric vehicles at all?

It sounds to me like a group of fearful LGBT / socialist adolescents who have had their empty heads filled with climate propaganda, and genuinely think they are helping / being edgy by doing this.

I don't own an SUV, but if I caught someone tampering with my tyres they would be rewarded with a claw hammer over the head, for their trouble.

Typically, the Police seem to be doing fuck all about it, but if it goes on it will no doubt cause instances of violence (as per my threats above) or some tragedy where an on-call Doctor cant respond to a call etc.

It has also given me the idea of vandalising Patrick Harvie's bike ?

As an ex commercial tyre fitter for 15 years much earlier ...sledgehammer shit.?‍☠️..I thought you were an oil tanker driver delivering gas....and one of you super singles blew out on the motorway....the six across the back three axles...2x2x2...and you were looking for a fire assistance....to ? put it out?

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13 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

As an ex commercial tyre fitter for 15 years much earlier ...sledgehammer shit.?‍☠️..I thought you were an oil tanker driver delivering gas....and one of you super singles blew out on the motorway....the six across the back three axles...2x2x2...and you were looking for a fire assistance....to ? put it out?

It’s in English, you can say that for it.^^

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On 5/30/2022 at 11:05 AM, For Fecks Sake said:

I don't own an SUV, but if I caught someone tampering with my tyres they would be rewarded with a claw hammer over the head, for their trouble

There's not a great deal of tampering going on.  As I understand it, a small ball bearing is inserted inside the valve cap which is then screwed back on, causing a gradual deflation.

Its a mild tax.  In Paris or Berlin, your posh motor is more likely to be burned out.

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37 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

There's not a great deal of tampering going on.  As I understand it, a small ball bearing is inserted inside the valve cap which is then screwed back on, causing a gradual deflation.

Its a mild tax.  In Paris or Berlin, your posh motor is more likely to be burned out.

Stupid bastards.

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