Wildlife

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Youre probably right. I'll start telling stories of minor scuffles that may or not have taken place in the 1970s. That's much more exciting. 

Hey, you need to accept the hand of friendship when it's offered.

.....and it was the 70's, 80's, 90's and 2000's.

[Dad]

Up my sleeve this ones been... off the page action by fuck ?

 

 

[Redforever86]

On 8/18/2022 at 8:42 PM, Dad said:

Up my sleeve this ones been... off the page action by fuck ?

 

 

Was expecting a magic trick. 

[Dad]

And got summat far superior - you are fucking welcome son ?

[The Buzzard]

Here @Dad, what do you think of these magnificent bastards I saw earlier today?

[Dad]

4 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Here @Dad, what do you think of these magnificent bastards I saw earlier today?

I think they're fucking terrific son ?

That's the stuff ?

[manboobs109]

There was shitloads of bats flying about when I was walking home from the pub last night. No scope for a video or picture unfortunately. I've seen them down at the common before but not flying out in the street.

Agile wee cunts.

[Dad]

Here I tell you son - got some great night footage of bats swooping in at the camera (a wee red light fucks them right off apparently)... I'll dig into the archives; bear with ✌️

[Dad]

Here you go son ?

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

In retrospect the DWT wasn’t nearly as shit as this new hobby 

[Dad]

Each to their own son

I'm a sensitive loving soul, who spends life looking to maximise wonder - you're an ugly useless cunt 

 

 

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Dad said:

Each to their own son

I'm a sensitive loving soul, who spends life looking to maximise wonder - you're an ugly useless cunt 

 

 

You also shag men's hairy arseholes.

[BrianFaePerth]

8 minutes ago, Dad said:

 

I'm a sensitive loving soul, who spends life looking to maximise wonder 

 

 

You continually amaze me pater.

Not in a good way.

[Dad]

How no in a good way

[Fridge]

15 minutes ago, Dad said:

How no in a good way

Because you have night vision goggles

[Dad]

Night vision camera you useless prick 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Here you go son ?

 

 

Superb Dad. Fascinating creatures yer bats.

[Bournemouth Gee]

Anyone ever seen a dead bat?

Of course you haven't 

[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

Anyone ever seen a dead bat?

Of course you haven't 

Ozzie has.

[Millertime]

Got a chainsaw and axe collection 

Taken to felling and splitting

Extremely satisfying

https://vimeo.com/743724697

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Got a chainsaw and axe collection 

Taken to felling and splitting

Extremely satisfying

https://vimeo.com/743724697

You need to work on your general balance and upper body strength. You can see the momentum of the axe setting you back on your feet. Good video though.

[Millertime]

Just now, milne_afc said:

You need to work on your general balance and upper body strength. You can see the momentum of the axe setting you back on your feet. Good video though.

Haha aye to be fair though, I was swinging it with my eyes closed because I can't find my goggles

What should I be doing different?

Only videos I've watched are Russians doing it,  do you know what you're doing?

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh haven’t worn fitba shorts for anything other than playing fitba since eh was 9

[Beachend Bootboy]

Gay as fuck socks.

[Don Fonte]

Pathetic calf muscles. Very very scrawny.

[Dom Sullivan]

^^^take no notice of these cunts @Millertime

Sturdy shoulders need sturdy legs to support them.

AFC shorts look good on whoever is wearing them?

[Millertime]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Gay as fuck socks.

Haha they're Caterpillar socks, owing to my requirement for reinforced toe area 

[Millertime]

4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh haven’t worn fitba shorts for anything other than playing fitba since eh was 9

Not even in the house?

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Haha they're Caterpillar socks, owing to my requirement for reinforced toe area 

Beautifully deflected ?

[Millertime]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Beautifully deflected ?

Haha I'm in my garden chainsawing/splitting wood, hardly going to wear my best H&M shit am I?