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4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I've never seen one, dead or alive.

Do you not drive?

Plenty on the side of roads like.

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4 hours ago, sigh said:

Aye, no wonder they're vicious, no sure if they are black or white

Love Michael Jackson 

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4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Fucked a squirrel yet @Dad ?

I havenae nor plan to 

Just no my satchel that sort of action

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1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Do you not drive?

Plenty on the side of roads like.

Nah don't drive. Been in a car a few times though.

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

I havenae nor plan to 

Just no my satchel that sort of action

What about a ferret?

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Posted (edited)

I think I seen a stoat earlier today. No pics.

might have been a weasel actually 

Edited by milne_afc

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9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I think I seen a stoat earlier today. No pics.

might have been a weasel actually 

Simple to tell the difference.  A weasle is weasely but a stoat is stoatally different.😁

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I tell yous - squirrels: terrific terrific cunts 👍

 

 

 

Thats the stuff 😎

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1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

I think I seen a stoat earlier today. No pics.

might have been a weasel actually 

Here son - Google both options, have a look at the images and from the evidence, decide which one it is and let us know 👍 

 

Prick 

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6 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Should be under one.

^ Fat baldy arsehole, and a hun. You're as staunch as any of the cretins I've encountered in the Weeg.

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6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

^ Fat baldy arsehole, and a hun. You're as staunch as any of the cretins I've encountered in the Weeg.

Staunch in my dislike of and distain for wankers.  Yup!!

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My veg patch has been teen over by Spitfire caterpillars. Hairy spitting stinging things. 
 

I collected them all off the plants thinking they were good cunts, she comes home and I showed her my good deed and she went off the head. Lot to learn. Threw them into the neighbours garden with all the snails 

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6 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

Useless cunt 😡20220729-105342.jpg

He’ll be glad to be back to your fridge!

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On 8/5/2022 at 9:32 PM, Dad said:

I tell yous - squirrels: terrific terrific cunts 👍

 

 

 

Thats the stuff 😎

"Would you like some sweeties then go and see the wee red squirrels?"

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21 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Sweetcorn coming in well

Not strictly wildlife yer sweetcorn though is it? 😘

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7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not strictly wildlife yer sweetcorn though is it? 😘

Unless he got it under his foreskin after bumming a sweetcorn munching squirrel 

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3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Unless he got it under his foreskin after bumming a sweetcorn munching squirrel 

Corn on the knob

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21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not strictly wildlife yer sweetcorn though is it? 😘

Course it is!?

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17 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Course it is!?

You're right. I forgot about David Attenborough's 'Our Planet' 2 hour special on sweetcorn.

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