Wildlife

[Roberto 2,530]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I've never seen one, dead or alive.

Do you not drive?

Plenty on the side of roads like.

[Captain Caveman 891]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I've never seen one, dead or alive.

You spin me round

[Dad 2,047]

4 hours ago, sigh said:

Aye, no wonder they're vicious, no sure if they are black or white

Love Michael Jackson 

[Dad 2,047]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Fucked a squirrel yet @Dad ?

I havenae nor plan to 

Just no my satchel that sort of action

[maryhilldon 1,792]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Do you not drive?

Plenty on the side of roads like.

Nah don't drive. Been in a car a few times though.

[Beachend Bootboy 299]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Nah don't drive. Been in a car a few times though.

Should be under one.

[Don Fonte 1,528]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

I havenae nor plan to 

Just no my satchel that sort of action

What about a ferret?

[milne_afc 2,146]

I think I seen a stoat earlier today. No pics.

might have been a weasel actually 

Edited August 5 by milne_afc

[Beachend Bootboy 299]

9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I think I seen a stoat earlier today. No pics.

might have been a weasel actually 

Simple to tell the difference.  A weasle is weasely but a stoat is stoatally different.

[Dad 2,047]

I tell yous - squirrels: terrific terrific cunts

 

 

 

Thats the stuff

[Dad 2,047]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

I think I seen a stoat earlier today. No pics.

might have been a weasel actually 

Here son - Google both options, have a look at the images and from the evidence, decide which one it is and let us know  

 

Prick 

[maryhilldon 1,792]

6 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Should be under one.

^ Fat baldy arsehole, and a hun. You're as staunch as any of the cretins I've encountered in the Weeg.

Edited Saturday at 12:02 AM by maryhilldon

[Poodler 3,304]

 

ledge alert 

[Beachend Bootboy 299]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

^ Fat baldy arsehole, and a hun. You're as staunch as any of the cretins I've encountered in the Weeg.

Staunch in my dislike of and distain for wankers.  Yup!!

[Poodler 3,304]

My veg patch has been teen over by Spitfire caterpillars. Hairy spitting stinging things. 
 

I collected them all off the plants thinking they were good cunts, she comes home and I showed her my good deed and she went off the head. Lot to learn. Threw them into the neighbours garden with all the snails 

[Misers Hill 384]

Fox on eh run

Edited Saturday at 04:14 PM by Misers Hill

[Misers Hill 384]

Useless cunt

[Sooper-hanz 2,300]

That is a splendid looking dog. 

[Poodler 3,304]

6 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

Useless cunt

He’ll be glad to be back to your fridge!

[Misers Hill 384]

47 minutes ago, Poodler said:

He’ll be glad to be back to your fridge!

...love bro.

[Sooper-hanz 2,300]

On 8/5/2022 at 9:32 PM, Dad said:

I tell yous - squirrels: terrific terrific cunts

 

 

 

Thats the stuff

"Would you like some sweeties then go and see the wee red squirrels?"

[Millertime 6,830]

Sweetcorn coming in well

Edited Sunday at 11:47 AM by Millertime

[Sooper-hanz 2,300]

21 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Sweetcorn coming in well

Not strictly wildlife yer sweetcorn though is it? 

[Bad_Mobby 4,723]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not strictly wildlife yer sweetcorn though is it? 

Unless he got it under his foreskin after bumming a sweetcorn munching squirrel 

[Sooper-hanz 2,300]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Unless he got it under his foreskin after bumming a sweetcorn munching squirrel 

Corn on the knob

[Millertime 6,830]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not strictly wildlife yer sweetcorn though is it? 

Course it is!?

[Millertime 6,830]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Corn on the knob

Thats cracking

[Sooper-hanz 2,300]

17 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Course it is!?

You're right. I forgot about David Attenborough's 'Our Planet' 2 hour special on sweetcorn.

[Bad_Mobby 4,723]

Some sweetcorn bit Terry Nutkins finger off 

[maryhilldon 1,792]

Sweetcorn is wildlife? I've heard it all now.