Sweeties You Liked As A Loon(And Maybe Still Do)

[frankie_mac's_4]

49 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I don't think one ever actually choked but that was the reason given for taking the toys out.

Gob-stoppers - the cunts had infanticide in mind when they came up with those bastards. Just designed to lodge in a child's throat

[Dons79]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

This was my favourite and i would love it, love it, if they reintroduced them. 

 

 

just a ton for 1 bar?

[frankie_mac's_4]

1 minute ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

Barr's American cream soda from the van that came round

And Sang's Iron Brew (correctly spelled for any pedantic arseholes). The original and best

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Really bad for you but a bit tablet with a cup of tea is hard to beat. I've tried making it but it's a bit of a hassle.

 Very easy to beat! Tablet coats yer teeth afterwards - annoying. 
 

never been into sweets. Big in the biscuit game though. Massive, in fact. The Jamie dodger is a thing of beauty 

[Hoofball]

1 hour ago, redstrummer said:

sport mixtures num num 

Used to get a 20p mix from the icer and the cunt would fill it with liquorice sports mixture as he alway had loads of the stuff. They don’t do the liquorice anymore

[redone]

27 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

McCowans Toffee, I think they went bust

Egg & Milk Chews .....think they were maybe McCowans too.

Mintola.....bit like After Eights.

Week-end .... a box of mixed sweets that my granny used to bring with her whenever she came to stay with us.  Aye, nae the same box every time. She took a new box each time.

 

 

 

 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

2 hours ago, Torry Tosser said:

Cadbury Tiffin £14-34p,for pack of ten on Amazon.?

Buying a bar every now and again - treat! Buying a box of ten - gone in a day!

[Redforever86]

You can’t beat a Cadbury’s Crème Egg.

 

No seriously you can’t. 
 

It was a fucking disaster when I tried to make an omelette.

[don corleone]

Rowantrees fruit gums. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, redone said:

Egg & Milk Chews .....think they were maybe McCowans too.

Mintola.....bit like After Eights.

Week-end .... a box of mixed sweets that my granny used to bring with her whenever she came to stay with us.  Aye, nae the same box every time. She took a new box each time.

 

 

 

 

 

Yup, as previously stated, panny caramels.

[Beachend Bootboy]

40 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Buying a bar every now and again - treat! Buying a box of ten - gone in a day!

I've stopped eatin' sweets in me Motorhome.  Did I say I had one??

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

 Very easy to beat! Tablet coats yer teeth afterwards - annoying. 
 

never been into sweets. Big in the biscuit game though. Massive, in fact. The Jamie dodger is a thing of beauty 

A bloke you met in Oz?

[CCB III]

Black wine gums

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

 Very easy to beat! Tablet coats yer teeth afterwards - annoying. 
 

never been into sweets. Big in the biscuit game though. Massive, in fact. The Jamie dodger is a thing of beauty 

That's what the tea is for ya dangleberry.

[Dad]

I bet Jamie coats his teeth as well the fucking hypocrite

[chief_wiggum]

[redone]

33 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Yup, as previously stated, panny caramels

Canna mind on penny caramels , or was that just a generic collective name for these type of chewy/toffee sweets?

There was something called a Penny Dainty ....da ken if that was McCowans.

[chief_wiggum]

whoppers

Splicer

 

Spanish Gold

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

whoppers

Splicer

 

Spanish Gold

How old are you Wiggum min? Canna mind these at all.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, redone said:

Canna mind on penny caramels , or was that just a generic collective name for these type of chewy/toffee sweets?

There was something called a Penny Dainty ....da ken if that was McCowans.

In my area it mostly meant them McGowan chews but could refer to any such thing for a penny (old money too).

[chief_wiggum]

20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

How old are you Wiggum min? Canna mind these at all.

Too auld...... late 50s ?

[BrianFaePerth]

5 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I used to sell macaroon bars, coconut ice, tablet, door to door and in my school. The whole business model was dodgy as fuck I now realise. Used to put my scouts uniform on so people would think it was for charity.

I doubt you'd be able to do that now.

You could go round dads door

[Parklife]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

That explains it. I must be young.

You're only as old as the imaginary woman you're shagging. 

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You could go round dads door

And get bummed to fuck.

Ah no.

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Too auld...... late 50s ?

That explains it. I must be young.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You're only as old as the imaginary woman you're shagging. 

How old is your pig of a missus then?

[redstrummer]

2 hours ago, CCB III said:

Black wine gums

raise you a black sports mixture

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

How old is your pig of a missus then?

You've used that line to folk way too often. New material required. 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You've used that line to folk way too often. New material required. 

Thanks for the feedback Parko.

[Dad]

I used to love a wee fudge