1903Fitba Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: your forties are your prime years before the decline asserts a bargaining position at around 54 even then you can face it down and tell it to fuck off, but it takes work Fingers crossed. I’ll move my suicide date back a decade (pending lottery win) Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 I'm a kick of the arse off 50 and ankles, knees, back and wrists all fucked Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Just now, ericblack4boss said: I'm a kick of the arse off 50 and ankles, knees, back and wrists all fucked DNR Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Stopped paying the pension a few year ago, will be burning out long before cashing that in. Not particularly bothered about longevity but I’d like a couple more years at least. didn’t there used to be a Bucket List thread? Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 minute ago, ericblack4boss said: I'm a kick of the arse off 50 and ankles, knees, back and wrists all fucked intermittent fasting 16:8 four days a week and lean protein keto diet to avoid inflammation Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 You’re only as old as the woman you feel. (I’m 7) 3 Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 19, 2022 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said: I'm a kick of the arse off 50 and ankles, knees, back and wrists all fucked Too many visits to Tesco’s car park ? Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: Too many visits to Tesco’s car park ? No too much fingering your missus 1 Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: if I’m not dead by 60, I’m doing something wrong the truth is that you'll be exactly the same as you are now, but confused about the physical limitations, because you still think you're 36 mentally just cut down on salt and sugar pronto and you'll be golden 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: intermittent fasting 16:8 four days a week and lean protein keto diet to avoid inflammation Rather die. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: Rather die. its a piece of piss, mate 16 hours a day no calories, but you're asleep for half of that anyway get your exercise in toward the end of that daily fasted state, and the weight drops off Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 14 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: the truth is that you'll be exactly the same as you are now, but confused about the physical limitations, because you still think you're 36 mentally just cut down on salt and sugar pronto and you'll be golden Pet hate folk adding salt to food before they’ve even tasted it. Weird (chipper excluded) the women thing bothers me. Loons these days are spoiled with the young things all going out in their bras etc. I’ve a 20yo pal who is always sending me pics of the birds/ barmaids he’s pumping. Lucky little shit. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 if you like carbs, then it ain't gonna work and you might as well cash out anyway here's my take. AM: tablet of quercetin, large glass of water. then organic caffeine x3. intensive cycling 50km daily at 25kmph PM; break the fast with lean protein at 15:30 single but wholesome meal at 16:30 the boozing starts at 19:00 fasting starts again around 23:00 rinse and repeat Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Potential thread - when did you last pump a teenager? About 30 months ago for me (19). Very aware it’ll probably be the last time aswell. Shit (Edit 13th Feb 2020. Met a couple (good pals) out the next night and was telling them about it and he informed me that was his step sister. Excellento) Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 19, 2022 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 19, 2022 25 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said: No too much fingering your missus Aye, she said she’d been touched up by a limp wristed teuchter Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Where’s the pints and how many you allowed? I’m allowing myself 5 from 3-5pm each (week)day the beauty of it is you can have as many beers as you want you just can't eat any bread or potatoes or rice in your meals thats the keto diet for boozers Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Steak and pints? I should be ok oh sure.. time is most definitely on your side carb reduction matters in your fifties to prevent excess inflammation Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Parklife said: I'm lovely. I don't ruin wordle for anyone. Lovely INPUT ????? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, ericblack4boss said: I'm a kick of the arse off 50 and ankles, knees, back and wrists all fucked At least they match your wife. Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 5 hours ago, YorkDon said: In my 40’s and possibly in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Bought a convertible at around 40 and usually date women younger than me. Current MrsYorker is way younger, but I get away with it cos i’m a suave, younger than my age looking kinda cunt. I've seen your Twitter, my man. You certainly aren't. You're a good lad like, just maybe lose the fuckin bracelets. Said with love. 2 Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said: you should be doing that in your early thirties at the latest when you stare into the abyss, it also stares back at you the breakthrough is "your life is just an example" I don't get it. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said: if you like carbs, then it ain't gonna work and you might as well cash out anyway here's my take. AM: tablet of quercetin, large glass of water. then organic caffeine x3. intensive cycling 50km daily at 25kmph PM; break the fast with lean protein at 15:30 single but wholesome meal at 16:30 the boozing starts at 19:00 fasting starts again around 23:00 rinse and repeat Then il have some fish then 2 hours later il have me fish and rice cake then il have me rice cake 4 Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Me also if I’m not dead by 60, I’m doing something wrong Mick Jagger probs thought the same. That freak still making kids. Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 I'm 26 and can't really imagine the future. Im convinced by the time I'm even 50 the world be a vastly different place to what it is now. Considering stopping pension payments as I'm not convinced they'll do me a whole load of good. I think my generation will have to work til we drop, unless something changes. I'd like to stop drinking as I get older. I'd like to find a career I actually enjoy and doesn't make me miserable. I'd like to die in my sleep as well. Unaware of it happening. I don't think anyone is actually scared of death, as in, what happens after, I think what's scary is being aware you're dying and being totally unable to prevent it. Im probs gonna write a live will that stipulates should I ever get dementia or something take me to Switzerland and do away with me. Ken? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Bunch of fuckin whinging cunts. Move to a warm beautiful country*, get yourselves a pool and life is good irrespective of age. *Please don’t come here. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, CCB III said: Im probs gonna write a live will that stipulates should I ever get dementia or something take me to Switzerland and do away with me. Ken? Why wait until tomorrow when you can do it today? Link to comment
CCB III Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Why wait until tomorrow when you can do it today? Because I'm still young and don't smell like shit Stinky fuck Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Why wait until tomorrow when you can do it today? Needs to ask Mum and Dad for the money first Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 10 hours ago, YorkDon said: In my 40’s and possibly in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Bought a convertible at around 40 and usually date women younger than me. Current MrsYorker is way younger, but I get away with it cos i’m a suave, younger than my age looking kinda cunt. I never knew you had a younger bird, you should've said. 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted June 20, 2022 Author Share Posted June 20, 2022 9 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: Buc min it's called consensual sex, (as long as she agrees to it.... or is awake )and not illegal On the subject of age, I'm turning 60 in 4 months and I hate the thought of it. I will be officially be "an auld cunt" Fair enough if it's consensual . But I can't see many people wanting to do that sort of thing . You could be taking home an Amanda Heard type girl and who would want to be cleaning that up. Aye 60 was a huge sore one it changes your thought process . Are you holding a big one for your 60th. What I laugh at is when folk turn 30 they get distraught ???. Link to comment
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