How auld is abudy

[Parklife]

7 hours ago, ericblack4boss said:

Aye and by that response one of the thickest!

Woosh. 

[ericblack4boss]

7 hours ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Aye, she said she’d been touched up by a limp wristed teuchter

Well the way she fucking squirted seemed she was enjoying it ,

[ericblack4boss]

5 hours ago, Roberto said:

Jesus 

Jesus, ? No but she said it was a miracle I made her cum, she hadn't for years!!!! Hey the cunt has been here long enough to know anything goes here, were all a bunch of cunts , it's nice to have s sanctuary where you can abuse and derogatory remarks without the woke brigade 

[manboobs109]

8 hours ago, milne_afc said:

40 is the beginning of the end.

I’ll be happy enough to reach 50, fully intact. Will probably buy some heroin* and rat poison the day before my 60th if still here.

Any cancers or amputation/mutations and I’ll do a number.
 

*just get a lay-on actually 

Aye 40 is the cunt. Don't think I'd ever went to the doc before then unless I was scamming a sick line, turned 40 and started getting bother with my sinuses, plantar fascititis(sp) fucked knee. I think that's when you start doing the old man noises when you stand up out a chair as well.

Was at a gig the other week and felt too old for it. First time ever. Couldn't handle the bar queues either so we fucked off to the pub.

[Zeus]

I'm 45 year old and 24 stone in weight 

[NEM]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

I'm 45 year old and 24 stone in weight 

“Ah sehs yer a fat cunt”

[Zeus]

All muscle 

[YorkDon]

7 hours ago, CCB III said:

I've seen your Twitter, my man. 
 

You certainly aren't. 
 

You're a good lad like, just maybe lose the fuckin bracelets. 
 

Said with love. 

Cheers Consi, I’ll take the love, but I’m keeping the fucking bracelets! 

[YorkDon]

2 hours ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

I never knew you had a younger bird, you should've said. 

I like to keep things on the down low Geoff.

 

[Redforever86]

10 hours ago, CCB III said:

 

 

I'd like to find a career I actually enjoy and doesn't make me miserable. 

 

Want to buy a guest hoose?

[CCB III]

32 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Want to buy a guest hoose?

Sounds like a lot of work 

 

Probs a lot of folk bitching and moaning too

[CCB III]

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

I'm 45 year old and 24 stone in weight 

DNR

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

Sounds like a lot of work 

 

Probs a lot of folk bitching and moaning too

Not really, all the "hard work" is done by lunchtime. 

I just don't read the reviews, nae worth the hassle. 

Great income and 5 months holidays a year. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

 

I just don't read the reviews, nae worth the hassle. 

 

My wife and I were bothered by noises coming from the roof at night. It sounded like someone vigorously pinching their cheek.

The owner was also clearly a pervert. Mabel took great pleasure in depositing a steaming turd on the bed for him to find.

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

My wife and I were bothered by noises coming from the roof at night. It sounded like someone vigorously pinching their cheek.

The owner was also clearly a pervert. Mabel took great pleasure in depositing a steaming turd on the bed for him to find.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. 
 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Parklife said:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. 
 

Cheers parky wasn’t sure if eh got that one right, but your disdain confirms it was good 

[Guest milne_afc]

Ffs Brizo 

[BrianFaePerth]

11 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Ffs Brizo 

See post above 

[dazzy_deff]

38 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Not really, all the "hard work" is done by lunchtime. 

I just don't read the reviews, nae worth the hassle. 

Great income and 5 months holidays a year. 

Just reading some now - creasing. "Would have liked more mushrooms with my breakfast" LOL

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

13 hours ago, CCB III said:

I'm 26 and can't really imagine the future. 
 

Im convinced by the time I'm even 50 the world be a vastly different place to what it is now. Considering stopping pension payments as I'm not convinced they'll do me a whole load of good. I think my generation will have to work til we drop, unless something changes. 
 

I'd like to stop drinking as I get older. 

 

I'd like to find a career I actually enjoy and doesn't make me miserable. 
 

I'd like to die in my sleep as well. Unaware of it happening. I don't think anyone is actually scared of death, as in, what happens after, I think what's scary is being aware you're dying and being totally unable to prevent it. 
 

Im probs gonna write a live will that stipulates should I ever get dementia or something take me to Switzerland and do away with me. Ken? 
 

 

Life starts with a clean room brother Considine.   ?‍♂️

Death is meant to be like all your pets, rellies and friends running to greet you and everything is A Ok.   Everyone you've ever loved in a white bliss. 

l can't wait.  Might bloody have to now. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

The owner was also clearly a pervert. Mabel took great pleasure in depositing a steaming turd on the bed for him to find.

Johnny and Amber using pseudonyms?

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

My wife and I were bothered by noises coming from the roof at night. It sounded like someone vigorously pinching their cheek.

The owner was also clearly a pervert. Mabel took great pleasure in depositing a steaming turd on the bed for him to find.

That's a proper perv did you review him.

 

Was reading about airb&b hosts setting up cameras throughout their property , after reading about that I will be doing a camera search.from now on.

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There's definitely a few on here that would. 

Aye it seems this board is a younger man's place.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

Aye it seems this board is a younger man's place.

Not at all, it's a much needed refuge for middle aged white men.

[Edwin Starr]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Not at all, it's a much needed refuge for middle aged white men.

Middle aged is young to me.

[Arabian Knight]

seen this buc?

[maryhilldon]

Pornshrub.

[Redforever86]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That on Yew Porn?

It's a cherry tree. 

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

It's a cherry tree. 

What porn sites that?

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Plenty of old perverts about. Take Consi's Granny for instance. 

Surely he's not like that .

TBH I'm still trying to work out the good guys from that not so good posters .

Everyone so far seems fine and have been very welcoming I'd include you in that .?