Fugly Scottish Football XI

[Shinniesta]

Around half of the Gothenburg 1983 Aberdeen XI would get in this line-up. Leighton, Weir, McGhee, Strachan, Rougvie all pretty much nailed on.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Alan Maclaren after about 30seconds of exercise.  Walking heart attack.

[zeroisgod76]

1 minute ago, Shinniesta said:

Around half of the Gothenburg 1983 Aberdeen XI would get in this line-up. Leighton, Weir, McGhee, Strachan, Rougvie all pretty much nailed on.

They’re exempt, collectively the most beautiful footballers ever to play the game.

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, Just Dandy said:

Dear shitting fuck - how can both sides of yr face be lopsided ? ?

That should nae even be possible. ??

Long thought Hurlock looked like Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men.

Is it a perfect likeness?

No. 

And that's what I think I like about it. 

 

[zeroisgod76]

13 minutes ago, Shinniesta said:

[zeroisgod76]

We have a winner for the goalkeeper position.

[Shinniesta]

12 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

They’re exempt, collectively the most beautiful footballers ever to play the game.

Ugly was definitely beautiful for us Dons fans back in those days. 

[Just Dandy]

11 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Long thought Hurlock looked like Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men.

Aye, his face has that essential Hurlockness, like it's suffered a landslide on either side of his nose.

[Ando]

7 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

We have a winner for the goalkeeper position.

Ably supported by Budgie Burrige on the bench.

[Just Dandy]

This stunner is worth a special mention too.

Like the shelfmount for his eyes has come aff its trestle on one side. ?

[Millertime]

19 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Long thought Hurlock looked like Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men.

Is it a perfect likeness?

No. 

And that's what I think I like about it. 

 

Hilarious

[TheRedPrawcess]

1 hour ago, Ando said:

Pretty much anyone that played for St Mirren in the late '80s.

Paul Chalmers already looks like one of those caricatures you'd get done on holiday on the beachfront in Spain.

[Ando]

8 minutes ago, TheRedPrawcess said:

Paul Chalmers already looks like one of those caricatures you'd get done on holiday on the beachfront in Spain.

One eye lookin' at ya, one eye lookin' for ya 

[zeroisgod76]

Not Scottish but deserves an honourable mention, Sloth from The Goonies

[Just Dandy]

Well, if we're straying outside Scotland, here's a world class fitba munter. I give you... Trifon Ivanov.

[Millertime]

1 hour ago, TheRedPrawcess said:

Paul Chalmers already looks like one of those caricatures you'd get done on holiday on the beachfront in Spain.

Sgoing on with his eyes?

Completely different level

[Ten Caat]

[Just Dandy]

But it's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?

Take Davie Robb. In human terms, could nae be described as pretty.

Yet in mountaineering terms, quite scenic. You could go for a 3-hour hillwalk over that coupon, wae a nice packed lunch & a cheeky wee half bottle.

[Poodler]

Doing a sexy footballers thread next, zero? Bit gay 

[alscotoz]

6 hours ago, Just Dandy said:

But it's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?

Take Davie Robb. In human terms, could nae be described as pretty.

Yet in mountaineering terms, quite scenic. You could go for a 3-hour hillwalk over that coupon, wae a nice packed lunch & a cheeky wee half bottle.

Some man

[ericblack4boss]

10 hours ago, Ando said:

Pretty much anyone that played for St Mirren in the late '80s.

Gudmunder Torfasson

[Stavrogin]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

Doing a sexy footballers thread next, zero? Bit gay 

It's the kind of thread that makes you long for the new season to start so everyone can get back to posting about how pish the summer signings are and who should be the next manager.

[zeroisgod76]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Doing a sexy footballers thread next, zero? Bit gay 

Why would i want to do that Poodles? I just thought it would be fun for everyone to laugh at the freaks seeing as (when i posted it) there wasn't much else happening.

If you want to post a thread so you can swoon over sexy footballers then fire away.

[TheRedPrawcess]

11 hours ago, Ando said:

One eye lookin' at ya, one eye lookin' for ya 

Oh zoomed in doesn't help, jesus

[TheRedPrawcess]

10 hours ago, Millertime said:

Sgoing on with his eyes?

Completely different level

Every shot he takes must go out for a throw in

[manboobs109]

Some proper men getting it tight from yer no sock, nivea, skin tight jeans brigade.

A sad indictment on modern football fans and society in general I'm afraid.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, zeroisgod76 said:

Why would i want to do that Poodles? I just thought it would be fun for everyone to laugh at the freaks seeing as (when i posted it) there wasn't much else happening.

If you want to post a thread so you can swoon over sexy footballers then fire away.

Sounds a bit immoral - making fun of people,  for a man offended as easily as you. 

 

 

[zeroisgod76]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Sounds a bit immoral - making fun of people,  for a man offended as easily as you. 

 

 

You know what you said, and you know that morally it is 100 times worse than anything on a thread about ugly footballers. We agreed we would drop it though so not sure why you're still whining on about it.

[Betty Swallicks]

15 hours ago, zeroisgod76 said:

We have a winner for the goalkeeper position.

The countdown is on.

Hopefully snuffs it 12th July. 

[StandFree1982]

If there was a Gormless XI, this snake would be first on the list.