Shinniesta Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Around half of the Gothenburg 1983 Aberdeen XI would get in this line-up. Leighton, Weir, McGhee, Strachan, Rougvie all pretty much nailed on. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Alan Maclaren after about 30seconds of exercise. Walking heart attack. Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted June 20, 2022 Author Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Shinniesta said: Around half of the Gothenburg 1983 Aberdeen XI would get in this line-up. Leighton, Weir, McGhee, Strachan, Rougvie all pretty much nailed on. They’re exempt, collectively the most beautiful footballers ever to play the game. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Just Dandy said: Dear shitting fuck - how can both sides of yr face be lopsided ? ? That should nae even be possible. ?? Long thought Hurlock looked like Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men. Is it a perfect likeness? No. And that's what I think I like about it. Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted June 20, 2022 Author Share Posted June 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, Shinniesta said: 1 Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted June 20, 2022 Author Share Posted June 20, 2022 We have a winner for the goalkeeper position. Link to comment
Shinniesta Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said: They’re exempt, collectively the most beautiful footballers ever to play the game. Ugly was definitely beautiful for us Dons fans back in those days. Link to comment
Just Dandy Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Long thought Hurlock looked like Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men. Aye, his face has that essential Hurlockness, like it's suffered a landslide on either side of his nose. Link to comment
Ando Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said: We have a winner for the goalkeeper position. Ably supported by Budgie Burrige on the bench. Link to comment
Just Dandy Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 This stunner is worth a special mention too. Like the shelfmount for his eyes has come aff its trestle on one side. ? Link to comment
Millertime Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 19 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Long thought Hurlock looked like Casanova Frankenstein from Mystery Men. Is it a perfect likeness? No. And that's what I think I like about it. Hilarious Link to comment
TheRedPrawcess Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Ando said: Pretty much anyone that played for St Mirren in the late '80s. Paul Chalmers already looks like one of those caricatures you'd get done on holiday on the beachfront in Spain. 3 Link to comment
Ando Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, TheRedPrawcess said: Paul Chalmers already looks like one of those caricatures you'd get done on holiday on the beachfront in Spain. One eye lookin' at ya, one eye lookin' for ya Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted June 20, 2022 Author Share Posted June 20, 2022 Not Scottish but deserves an honourable mention, Sloth from The Goonies Link to comment
Just Dandy Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Well, if we're straying outside Scotland, here's a world class fitba munter. I give you... Trifon Ivanov. Link to comment
Millertime Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 1 hour ago, TheRedPrawcess said: Paul Chalmers already looks like one of those caricatures you'd get done on holiday on the beachfront in Spain. Sgoing on with his eyes? Completely different level Link to comment
Just Dandy Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 But it's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it? Take Davie Robb. In human terms, could nae be described as pretty. Yet in mountaineering terms, quite scenic. You could go for a 3-hour hillwalk over that coupon, wae a nice packed lunch & a cheeky wee half bottle. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Doing a sexy footballers thread next, zero? Bit gay Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 6 hours ago, Just Dandy said: But it's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it? Take Davie Robb. In human terms, could nae be described as pretty. Yet in mountaineering terms, quite scenic. You could go for a 3-hour hillwalk over that coupon, wae a nice packed lunch & a cheeky wee half bottle. Some man Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Ando said: Pretty much anyone that played for St Mirren in the late '80s. Gudmunder Torfasson Link to comment
Stavrogin Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Poodler said: Doing a sexy footballers thread next, zero? Bit gay It's the kind of thread that makes you long for the new season to start so everyone can get back to posting about how pish the summer signings are and who should be the next manager. Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted June 21, 2022 Author Share Posted June 21, 2022 6 hours ago, Poodler said: Doing a sexy footballers thread next, zero? Bit gay Why would i want to do that Poodles? I just thought it would be fun for everyone to laugh at the freaks seeing as (when i posted it) there wasn't much else happening. If you want to post a thread so you can swoon over sexy footballers then fire away. 1 1 Link to comment
TheRedPrawcess Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Ando said: One eye lookin' at ya, one eye lookin' for ya Oh zoomed in doesn't help, jesus Link to comment
TheRedPrawcess Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Millertime said: Sgoing on with his eyes? Completely different level Every shot he takes must go out for a throw in Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Some proper men getting it tight from yer no sock, nivea, skin tight jeans brigade. A sad indictment on modern football fans and society in general I'm afraid. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 2 hours ago, zeroisgod76 said: Why would i want to do that Poodles? I just thought it would be fun for everyone to laugh at the freaks seeing as (when i posted it) there wasn't much else happening. If you want to post a thread so you can swoon over sexy footballers then fire away. Sounds a bit immoral - making fun of people, for a man offended as easily as you. 1 Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted June 21, 2022 Author Share Posted June 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Poodler said: Sounds a bit immoral - making fun of people, for a man offended as easily as you. You know what you said, and you know that morally it is 100 times worse than anything on a thread about ugly footballers. We agreed we would drop it though so not sure why you're still whining on about it. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 15 hours ago, zeroisgod76 said: We have a winner for the goalkeeper position. The countdown is on. Hopefully snuffs it 12th July. 2 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 If there was a Gormless XI, this snake would be first on the list. 1 Link to comment
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