Where do you sit in the pub?

[CarrotCake]

22 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not really. They’re loyal and can lick their own bollocks but you ask a dog to loan you £10 and it’s not happening. 

If you have a dog in tow sourcing an extra £10 is no problem. Why do you think most beggars have dogs? ?

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

Sometimes I need to read it a few times, there's a joke in there right ?

You're at it. 

[Edwin Starr]

11 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You're at it. 

No but I wish I was.

 

Tbh I've stopped reading it.

 

Spell it out for me then.?

[Edwin Starr]

16 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

fuxxake buc mon eh..hemmin git yersel doon eh cat cafe

Looked it up.

 

https://www.societyaberdeen.co.uk/news/thanks-for-the-meowmeries-aberdeen-cafe-closes-with-immediate-effect1/

[The Boofon]

On 8/5/2022 at 12:33 PM, elephantstone78 said:

Guy in my local came in for a pint with his dog, a sort of beagle looking pooch. Barman said only guide dogs were allowed in and he’d need to tie it up outside. 
quick as a flash he replied but it is my guide dog. 
barman wasn’t having it and said guide dogs are usually labs or retrievers.
Guy said how what have they given me?

Lovely stuff. 

[Edwin Starr]

On 8/5/2022 at 4:25 AM, maryhilldon said:

A bunch of dog walkers meet in my local every Thursday for some reason. Was in earlier,  it's annoying as fuck when dogs are barking and yelping. I like dogs, can't go the barking in the pub though.

Agree with the barking .

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

No but I wish I was.

 

Tbh I've stopped reading it.

 

Spell it out for me then.?

He didn't know what breed of dog he had, because he was blind.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pretending to be blind 

Ah .

Thanks for clearing that up .

I've read it about 10x and it took you to sort it out for me .

Thank you.

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Ah .

Thanks for clearing that up .

I've read it about 10x and it took you to sort it out for me .

Thank you.

Fuck sakes min.  A' that rinnin' hiz addilt yer brain??

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuck sakes min.  A' that rinnin' hiz addilt yer brain??

I Na BB 

I've had a lot of kicks in the heed diving at strikers feet to get the ba without fear during my goalkeeping days .?

 

I'm paying for it now .?