Where do you sit in the pub?

[Edwin Starr]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I thought religious bigotry was a weegie thing and was frowned upon in ABZ? Well well, I'm shocked and saddened.

Wasn't that bad pretty much a rare event . Also was only a small group 

Gave them something to do i suppose .

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

or 

 

Benny Hill that's the one.

[Fridge]

Best bar brawl I had was with Celtic fans, was literally smack fuck out of anyone you didn’t recognise and avoid any haymakers or an ashtray off the dish.

 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

6 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Best bar brawl I had was with Celtic fans, was literally smack fuck out of anyone you didn’t recognise and avoid any haymakers or an ashtray off the dish.

 

 

Trouble just follows you around fridgeo 

[Fridge]

It was the Adams think Celtic were in a cup final. There was a “hail hail” a few times and they got told to shut the fuck up this is an Aberdeen bar. Not aggressively just told come on settle down.

One boy came wide and the next thing it was fucking windmilling and throwing anything you could get your hands on.

[Redforever86]

Sounds like chaos. 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Sounds like chaos. 

Fucking ace

[Guest milne_afc]

19 minutes ago, Fridge said:

they got told to shut the fuck up this is an Aberdeen bar. Not aggressively just told come on settle down.

?

[maryhilldon]

58 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Wasn’t in London Road Tavern circa ‘99 wizzit? (that was one of the my pool cue incidents)

He's not naming any names.

[ericblack4boss]

8 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Glass the barmaid 

 Well he was fuck all use as manager 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 hours ago, Parklife said:

Fucking shut up man ?

Behave you.

[ericblack4boss]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Fucking ace

Hey Fridge, the yon Hosie lass has fair tidyied herself up of late, hoor of a front linkage on her too, 

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Hey Fridge, the yon Hosie lass has fair tidyied herself up of late, hoor of a front linkage on her too, 

? Leave her alone

[Parklife]

19 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Behave you.

Stop acting like a staunch hun then. 

No cunt gives a flying fuck about your "church of Scotland" upbringing or you being "a proddy". 

Fucking hun chat. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Stop acting like a staunch hun then. 

No cunt gives a flying fuck about your "church of Scotland" upbringing or you being "a proddy". 

Fucking hun chat. 

Is it fuck hun chat.  Just a simple fact.  Quit bellyachin' about fuck all min.  You a fuckin' pep like?

[Redforever86]

12 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Is it fuck hun chat.  Just a simple fact.  Quit bellyachin' about fuck all min.  You a fuckin' pep like?

Page three girls* get you excited,
You support rangers and man united,
All you do is take up space,
With a stupid look, on your stupid face.

You had a girlfriend you really loved,
But you were a shit and she got fed up of it,
I don't know what you do,
But i know we'd be better off without you,
Without you,
Without you,
Without you.

'cause you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,

 

 

 

*with cocks

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Page three girls* get you excited,
You support rangers and man united,
All you do is take up space,
With a stupid look, on your stupid face.

You had a girlfriend you really loved,
But you were a shit and she got fed up of it,
I don't know what you do,
But i know we'd be better off without you,
Without you,
Without you,
Without you.

'cause you're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,
You're a big, fat, bigoted arsehole,

 

 

 

*with cocks

Fer fuck's sake min.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fer fuck's sake min.

Aye that Tory cunt too

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye that Tory cunt too

Wise up yeh fuckin idiot.

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Wise up yeh fuckin idiot.

Haha cute

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

Haha cute

Time for yer beddie wee fella. The sherbet's nippin' yer wee heidy a bit.

[Parklife]

39 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Is it fuck hun chat.  Just a simple fact.  Quit bellyachin' about fuck all min.  You a fuckin' pep like?

Dunno what a "pep" is. I just know the chat of a hun, I'm from the central belt after all, I hear it often enough. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Is it like a pape?

[frankie_mac's_4]

Rum and pep

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Dunno what a "pep" is. I just know the chat of a hun, I'm from the central belt after all, I hear it often enough. 

Well I'm nae in the fuckin central belt so fuck off wi yer hun chat shite min.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Is it like a pape?

Aye, summin' like 'aat.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Rum and pep

Disgustin' stuff.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Parklife said:

Nah, you're just a NE hun bastard. 

Oh shut up you fuckin' soft tart.  I'm as much a hun as you.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Well I'm nae in the fuckin central belt so fuck off wi yer hun chat shite min.

Nah, you're just a NE hun bastard. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Beachend a Hun then?
Fucking knew it.. 

A sad day.