Toasted Bread

[Ramandu]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Cut the crusts off.

Idiot.

The crusts get eaten, I'm not a child.

3 hours ago, sigh said:

Toast it under the grill then - or buy a bigger toaster

Not buying a new toaster for a loaf that isn't good sandwich bread.

1 hour ago, Reed or deed said:

Have you ever thought about taking it out midway through the toasting process and turning it upside down?

?‍♂️

Then the middle gets done twice.

We need to standardise bread size.

[Reed or deed]

1 hour ago, Ramandu said:

The crusts get eaten, I'm not a child.

Not buying a new toaster for a loaf that isn't good sandwich bread.

Then the middle gets done twice.

We need to standardise bread size.

Try cutting the bread down then sellotape the crusts back on before it goes in the toaster.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Aye, like your fuckin' heid is ti yer fuckin neck.

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aye, like your fuckin' heid is ti yer fuckin neck.

Nae bother Alf Garnett.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Quit the compliments.  Very superficial of yeh.

[Reed or deed]

I heard that your motorhome wheel arches are held on with sellotape. ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Did yeh now?  Aye?

[BrianFaePerth]

Said it before: it’s time to put in a minimum post count before you can start a thread.

[JumboJET]

8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Said it before: it’s time to put in a minimum post count before you can start a thread.

Well, no-one listened and clearly no-one cares what you think. Please stop repeating yourself you boring cunt.

Jumbo.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Said it before: it’s time to put in a minimum post count before you can start a thread.

Agreed.  Fuckin' toast ffs!!!

[Guest milne_afc]

I like a toasted bagel. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I like a toasted bagel. 

Hail Zion!!

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Never had a bagel in my life (and probably won’t) 

a bap with a missing bit in the middle, is all it is 

Doughnut (ring).

[Redforever86]

All good toasted things begin with the letter B.

 

Bread.

Bagels.

Butteries.

Blonde Marshmallows.

Bloody Tories. 

[Parklife]

24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Never had a bagel in my life (and probably won’t) 

a bap with a missing bit in the middle, is all it is 

One of the many top cuisines the Jews have come up with/stolen, is the bagel. 

Been to some lovely Jewish restaurants (off the beaten track) in my time...

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

All good toasted things begin with the letter B.

 

Bread.

Bagels.

Butteries.

Blonde Marshmallows.

Bloody Tories. 

Blowjobs 

Bumholes 

Black music 

 

[Parklife]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Beachend Bootboy

You've ruined it now. 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

it's toasted things, Parko. I don't think you read it right. ?

That is correct. ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Beachend Bootboy

Little wonder yer the person on here taken the least seriously.

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You've ruined it now. 

Quality.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's a good thing. Anyway. Apologies. What I meant was 'Beachend Bootboy's Bike on the Back of his Burning .Bent campervan'

Poor effort min.  Very cringe like.

[The Boofon]

On 8/11/2022 at 4:24 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

I like this Italian bruschetta bread ( cant mind the name of it) but it is a toasting bread. Its fucking lovely. Sliced banana and Nutella or strawberry jam with a wee bit of butter. 

Is this one of those where we all have a guess at the name of it until somebody says it and that’s when you remember the name?

 

[The Boofon]

On 8/12/2022 at 9:45 AM, JumboJET said:

Well, no-one listened and clearly no-one cares what you think. Please stop repeating yourself you boring cunt.

Jumbo.

Hahaha. Well played Jumbo. 

[The Boofon]

On 8/12/2022 at 10:25 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

This is the bread I was on about . Ace

 

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Is this one of those where we all have a guess at the name of it until somebody says it and that’s when you remember the name?

 

Clearly it wasn’t. Phew. 

[Jigsaw666]

Warburtons Danish. Buttered once it cools a bit. Like to see the butter on it, hate just having it melted in.