The Golf Thread

[Reed or deed]

9 hours ago, Dynamo said:

Anyone recommend a good course(s) in Fife/Dunfermline area?

Lundin or Leven Links both cracking courses.

Crail another.

[Jigsaw666]

On 1/3/2022 at 10:49 AM, Dynamo said:

Anyone recommend a good course(s) in Fife/Dunfermline area?

Golf in January? In Scotland? Fuck that.

[Dynamo]

6 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Golf in January? In Scotland? Fuck that.

Agreed. I'm moving there in a couple weeks. Was planning joining somewhere. 

[Torry Tosser]

Hilarious watching the elements at Sawgrass making all the top players shots being blown in the water wee the horrendous wind...Putts being missed fae a foot away blown aff course.?

Sure brings the super stars doon to earth.

[Jigsaw666]

2 hours ago, Torry Tosser said:

Hilarious watching the elements at Sawgrass making all the top players shots being blown in the water wee the horrendous wind...Putts being missed fae a foot away blown aff course.?

Sure brings the super stars doon to earth.

Watched Scottie Scheffler looking at a 1-2 footer for about five minutes. Impossible to pick a winner in this thing. Justin Thomas my guess though. 

[Torry Tosser]

5 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Watched Scottie Scheffler looking at a 1-2 footer for about five minutes. Impossible to pick a winner in this thing. Justin Thomas my guess though. 

A lot of the big boys are gone,well over par.

I've had a few quid ew Pat Reed at 150/1.

4 under at the second round today at the 17th,then bogey at 17 and double bogey at last,and back to 1 under...Twat.

[Jigsaw666]

8 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

A lot of the big boys are gone,well over par.

I've had a few quid ew Pat Reed at 150/1.

4 under at the second round today at the 17th,then bogey at 17 and double bogey at last,and back to 1 under...Twat.

Twat is what the players call him as well. Strange choice to go for Reed, been playing like a twat for quite a while.

[Torry Tosser]

6 minutes ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Twat is what the players call him as well. Strange choice to go for Reed, been playing like a twat for quite a while.

Yes he is,but still a good player.

He had some illness all last year,that down to his erratic form,but he always surfaces in the majors,so had a few quid ew way,thought he was overpriced.

He's out again now and birdied the first.

Also had a couple of quid ew Jason Kokrak.

He's made the cut,a lot will be tired having to play 2 rounds quickly.

[Jigsaw666]

Cam Smith ballsy as fuck on the 17th. Deserves to win with that.

[Poodler]

https://www.skysports.com/golf/news/12176/12637521/brooks-koepka-to-quit-pga-tour-and-join-liv-golf-invitational-series
 

 

money don’t make my world go round 

[Bluto10]

golf is a sport for total losers

 

massive lol

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

golf is a sport for total losers

 

massive lol

You shite at golf as well as pool?

[Bluto10]

oh you gonna accuse me of being rubbish at board games next.

 

couple of jokers you two.

 

 

 

[Don Fonte]

49 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Where was me being a joker, I only asked a question about who your fave golfer is/was.

Jesus.

@Bluto10's favourite golfer is me.

The only non loser golfer.

[Bluto10]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

@Bluto10's favourite golfer is me.

The only non loser golfer.

correct

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

oh you gonna accuse me of being rubbish at board games next.

Chess LOL 

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Golf is not a sport for the thick

Cocked

[Jigsaw666]

Anybody use a launch monitor that's reasonably accurate without spending megabucks?

[Don Fonte]

What the fuck is a launch monitor?

[Bluto10]

On 6/23/2022 at 11:31 AM, Captain Caveman said:

Golf is not a sport for the thick

not a sport for the cool either 

[Parklife]

7 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

not a sport for the cool either 

Why you clicking on the "Golf" thread? 

 

[Studebaker-90]

Any bets for the open? 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Im 66/1

 

I don't fancy your chances tbh. 

[The Cockney Don]

@paullawrie is to open the open.

[Ten Caat]

Anyone else watching the Champions' Challenge at St Andrews?

In particular who was caddying for Gary Player?

Fucking hun cunt

 

EDIT....And John Daly seems to be about to be auditioning for the vacant bass player spot in ZZ Top

[Studebaker-90]

4 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Anyone else watching the Champions' Challenge at St Andrews?

In particular who was caddying for Gary Player?

Fucking hun cunt

 

EDIT....And John Daly seems to be about to be auditioning for the vacant bass player spot in ZZ Top

Daly is a cool cat

[Jigsaw666]

Really want Rory to win it so I'll go all in on that.

[jamiesd]

15 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Anyone else watching the Champions' Challenge at St Andrews?

In particular who was caddying for Gary Player?

Fucking hun cunt

 

EDIT....And John Daly seems to be about to be auditioning for the vacant bass player spot in ZZ Top

I knew i recognised him, feckin hun.

[Kilgore Trout]

9 hours ago, jamiesd said:

I knew i recognised him, feckin hun.

Gary Player. One of golfs biggest cheats in his heyday. Allegedly.

[patrick bateman]

17 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Can’t stand Rory he’s a wanker

 

Celtic or rangers

Aberdeen

Always be a top boy for that